Me paint Chrismas

Me paint fast @ work on cardboard paper as demo for children.

ZZzzzzz......

me do this, bla bla bla. . . . . Me do while teach.  Shoot me, why you make me do this? Me feel like die little on inside now.

 First oil paint student quality paint from china. Colour bit chalky but paint work like paint.
Me call paint like this still death. cause flower plastic,  fruit fake and tea pot empty.

 bottom two acrylic shitty paint. Smell weird and act weird, pigment terrible, paint. Don't even ask about canvas, if you can call canvas. Me don't.
 









you saw last one before. me show better image now. ducky mostly glazing/washes with stupid stupid crappy Chinese paint. First me paint ducky in grey scale in under paint-ing and then layer colour on top.










Me think when come to paint buy Canadian. Canada make good paint! for fair price.

me prove me still work in paint, paint

Frist me ask why you so lame? No no not you, but most, you. You want to learn paint. Why you want learn boring landscape paint? Here some grass, here some tree, here some water. . . . Here me pain in mushroom cloud. Wait this good idea! But you so lame you no like mushroom cloud. You scared now you no want learn paint from me. Now me have no money feed cats.
Okay okay some you out there want know how to paint three headed beast being choked to death with intestines. You cool. 
You paint stupid boat you stupid. Stupid flower. . .
So me finish boring landscape paint in roughly 5 hours work while me teaching you how.  Me show you soon.

Me wonder, why take so little time to do stupid paint for you and take so long to make cool paint for me?

So me start new paint.  me try really hard to paint quick. But you keep making me go to work. Me hate you. Me want to paint.
 Sneak peak

So me paint me. Not for you for me.

Me paint things: (kitchen)

Like me paint kitchen

and me paint fetus
and me paint canvas
First kitchen look like this:

  Kitchen have original cabinets from 1920's. But newer door, me guess from 60's where old ice box was.















 Okay me take knife and use to scrape off painted over wall paper. Me no like painted over wall paper. Me then can use soapy water and sponge  and putty knife take off rest of paper. Me already tired. Me make mess.

Me then prime walls cause me guess old paint oil. Me teach kids you can't paint water water based on oil. What you stupid?  Me repair walls as best me can and sand. Me paint walls colour. Inside cabinets gross! Me try bad idea. Me try spray paint. DO NOT DO! me do rest with primer, many times. weird red come through. Who paint inside cabinets red?
Me paint. Me knock out old rotten wood under sink too and fix smelly cracks and wholes. Now kitchen only stinky from stinky kitty. Me put pretty pretty shelf liner.

So far this all easy. Now real work. Stripping cabinets and drawers!!!!! Me take cabinets off. this hard paint covered hinges. Me strip and sand 80 years of paint with environmentally safer stripper. In future me use atomic bomb if strip paint better. This take me months. Me now poisoned with lead paint me sure. This why me have abortion. Me fetus have tail too! Me saw kitchen was once yellow and before blue and pink once and many many many times beige and off white.

Okay once stripping done me prime and me sand and me prime again. Both sides. Then me paint then me sand then me paint again and them me sand and them me paint. Me also strip hinges. Me hang doors up again.  Me put up floating shelf. Me give up finding stud after many many holes. Me try toggle bolt and make huge holes! Me go with regular anchor and hope for best. Me think walls are magical no stud walls. Me hope cats don't climb on. Me done?

No. Me want to hang curtains and me want to take up all old layers of vinyl floor and put down new black and white floor. Me hard core. Me also paint table white. Me hope me don't have to strip! Me also want paint chairs red. Then me done.  looking for black board. Black boards cool. Might have to make with paint!
Then me make some animal rights art says : no eggs, no dairy, and no murder. Then me done and me move .

Me, paint at work

me have nothing to say.
me have much more done on mousy one then picture shows.
Ducky is done. Me do to teach photo realism to me kids. They do better paint then me. Me lost paitence with so small size and shitty chinese paints at work with worse curing issues in whole wide world. So me rush through water. Also picture taken with phone.

Me also almost done paint kitchen.

me work in. . . . markers?

Me think markers, water paint in plastic tubes, so still paint! Me say so.
me teach, this to the little children and even the not so little children.

botton one going to be paint paint as demo for fun!

Me cry, you cry.

Me move. Me only paint kitchen. Me not done paint kitchen Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
ok, ok, me kind of do little bit of digital paint.
You remember this?

me almost done! Yay. Me no feel bad about take so long, me only use one index finger on mouse pad and take big breaks between work. This more just for me fun. Soon me finish angel sexy mer lady. But wait me worried. Puter shut down and photoshop say problem with graphics card and changeing settings bla bla bla. Work Look all pixely. Me cry now, you cry too.

Me. . .

Done.
Me think good, not what me do. Me think the do okay. Me think good, me done good.

Me hate laundry.

Me think me talk less about doing and just do.

Me can't upload pics to website. Me need more work for website.

Mee wonder

can me finish paint by tuesday? we work on little by little since me last bloggy. Even when me teach the little children for 12 hours, me come home and paint, after nap.
But me have cold now, but me want living room back and put back all still life thingys.
Me no work on paint tonight, but me work a little on other thing.
Me state goal now, you get pointy brush ready. Okay me say me finish by Tuesday. Okay.

Me say Hi!

Hi,
bla bla bla me bad. Me so blind from many pointy paint brushes loaded with cancer causing flake white poked in eye. Ouch.

Why me paint more when me have less time and more bussy? Me soooo weird.
Me was working, um sort of.

Me paint tonight err early morning. me paint this:
Me go bed. Me teach lots and lots and me cranky! So me poke kids in eye. Ah ha!