Me paint things: (kitchen)

Like me paint kitchen

and me paint fetus
and me paint canvas
First kitchen look like this:

  Kitchen have original cabinets from 1920's. But newer door, me guess from 60's where old ice box was.















 Okay me take knife and use to scrape off painted over wall paper. Me no like painted over wall paper. Me then can use soapy water and sponge  and putty knife take off rest of paper. Me already tired. Me make mess.

Me then prime walls cause me guess old paint oil. Me teach kids you can't paint water water based on oil. What you stupid?  Me repair walls as best me can and sand. Me paint walls colour. Inside cabinets gross! Me try bad idea. Me try spray paint. DO NOT DO! me do rest with primer, many times. weird red come through. Who paint inside cabinets red?
Me paint. Me knock out old rotten wood under sink too and fix smelly cracks and wholes. Now kitchen only stinky from stinky kitty. Me put pretty pretty shelf liner.

So far this all easy. Now real work. Stripping cabinets and drawers!!!!! Me take cabinets off. this hard paint covered hinges. Me strip and sand 80 years of paint with environmentally safer stripper. In future me use atomic bomb if strip paint better. This take me months. Me now poisoned with lead paint me sure. This why me have abortion. Me fetus have tail too! Me saw kitchen was once yellow and before blue and pink once and many many many times beige and off white.

Okay once stripping done me prime and me sand and me prime again. Both sides. Then me paint then me sand then me paint again and them me sand and them me paint. Me also strip hinges. Me hang doors up again.  Me put up floating shelf. Me give up finding stud after many many holes. Me try toggle bolt and make huge holes! Me go with regular anchor and hope for best. Me think walls are magical no stud walls. Me hope cats don't climb on. Me done?

No. Me want to hang curtains and me want to take up all old layers of vinyl floor and put down new black and white floor. Me hard core. Me also paint table white. Me hope me don't have to strip! Me also want paint chairs red. Then me done.  looking for black board. Black boards cool. Might have to make with paint!
Then me make some animal rights art says : no eggs, no dairy, and no murder. Then me done and me move .